Pecan Pie for the Mind: I’ll turn 50, but I won’t grow up

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	Pecan Pie for the Mind: I’ll turn 50, but I won’t grow up

By David McCoy


	Posted: February 19, 2010 5:31 p.m. Updated: February 20, 2010 12:30 a.m.


	I’m about to turn 50. Yeah, snicker if you want, but what choice do I have? I’m highly allergic to death, and I don’t own a decent time machine, so I’m stuck. Aging is bad enough, but the absolute worst thing about turning 50 is that people will expect me to finally act grown up. Well, I don’t want to be a grown up. I’ve spent my life surrounded by them, and ...