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Pecan Pie for the Mind: Instructions for my final day on earth

Posted: August 13, 2010 6:06 p.m.
Updated: August 13, 2010 8:59 p.m.
There’s absolutely nothing more annoying for a control freak like me than to relinquish important decisions to someone else. For instance, the painful subject of death came up recently, and I realized: "Hey! I won’t be in charge once I’m gone!" That’s not good. Since I like control, I should rattle off a few demands while I still can. I won’t be able to enforce my wishes when I’m six-feet-under, but maybe ...

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